Note: As we have stated in the past, while the majority of the content on this blog deals with the Victorian era, sometimes we cannot resist indulging our general love of history and reaching beyond the 19th century. Plus, we totally dig the Founding Fathers, so we give you, "S— Been Franklin Said."

I invented these glasses.

To find out a girl’s faults, praise her to her girl friends.

Heather, if Ben Franklin comes up to you later today and tells you he just talked to me, and he thinks I am SO witty, it’s a SET UP!